What Four Race Cars Will You Use To Shatter Afroduck's Manhattan Lap Record?

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08/26/2016 at 20:15 • Filed to: Afroduck, Challenge, WWYR

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Above is Afroduck’s Lap of Manhattan. As you can see, and as proven by the 24:10.07 time, it’s still pretty tame. We think that a few contract signings and road closures and SAFER barrier installations will be enough to set an even more blistering lap . And you’re getting four cars, because every manufacturer is in on this.

Once again, the car you choose is a package deal, meaning once you choose a car, you also get their crew, supplies, and one spare car.

Now, this time, there will be ground rules.

Of the four slots that you’re given, one has to be a rally car or Pikes Peak Unlimited special, of any vintage . Only one. Just one.

The second slot has to be a GT (GT1, GT2, GTE/GTLM, GT3) racer.

The other two slots are free , but you can’t have two of either classes in the preceding slots (you can’t go have another rally car and another GT car).

And finally, list them according to the order you’re driving them —which one will you drive first, drive after that, the second-to-last car you’ll drive, and the last one you’ll drive.

Here are my choices.

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First go: Honda HSV-010GT

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Second go: Audi R18 e-tron quattro (2013)

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Third go: Toyota MR2 222D Group S

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Last go: Brabham BT44B

Now it’s your turn. We’re not gonna necessarily rub it in to Afroduck, but we’re here to push the limits while still keeping things relatively safe and sane. Besides, he gave the challenge. Might as well accept it.


DISCUSSION (30)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 01:18

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Audi R18 TDI four times because there’s no better car to do the job.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 01:23

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What’s the bike that set the Isle of Mann TT record? That. And the car that set the fastest time for cars.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 01:35

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Pikes Taco, CLK GTR, Panoz LMP1, McLaren M8F

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Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > CB
08/26/2016 at 01:48

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Yes, yes, the Subaru Time Attack car.

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I intentionally left that out so another user can pick it up.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > TheHondaBro
08/26/2016 at 01:48

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How about cars that have won the Safari Rally? Paris-Dakar Rally?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 02:00

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Maybe if Manhattan was overcome with aggregate and/or sand.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 02:05

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I’d rather choose four cars to drive in Manhattan while someone is attempting the record.

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Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Dusty Ventures
08/26/2016 at 02:30

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That Jeep ain’t gonna stand a chance.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > TheHondaBro
08/26/2016 at 02:31

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No, here’s what I propose: the suspension tune is for tarmac, same with tires, but the engine is a tougher, Safari-spec tune.

Oh, and BTW, you’re forgetting Stadium Super Truck. They run on tarmac.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 02:41

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They’re also bouncy as hell and not built for high-speed maneuvers like a P1 car.


Kinja'd!!! Smoggi - powered by 3 cylinders > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 02:56

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Who needs an engine tougher than one that can run more than 24h nonstop at full pace for a lap that would last not even half an hour though?


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > TheHondaBro
08/26/2016 at 07:55

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Potholes.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Dusty Ventures
08/26/2016 at 08:41

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I do think I now know what you’re getting on with those.

And I say: Bring it on. Oh, and really, use another heavy-equipment monster, not that Jeep. It’s just doesn’t gel well. This is America, after all. Go full-on.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 08:55

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 11:35

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Jeep’s just there to block the road and ruin the run


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Dusty Ventures
08/26/2016 at 11:44

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Nothing a quick carpenter and some construction material can’t solve.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 13:20

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First: Corvette C7.R

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Second: Peugeot 208 T16

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Third: Williams FW14B (how much advantage will active suspension get me?)

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Fourth: The real record breaker- Ferrari F2004

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Kinja'd!!! scoob > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 20:33

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Can I just say: all the racecars you guys are picking will be absolutely destroyed because planet-sized potholes/bumps.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 20:38

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Rod Millen’s stupid fast “Tacoma.” (First, because daylight)

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Acura NSX GT3 (second, because it would look evil under the cover of darkness)

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GRM Challenge ChEaparral sucker vette. (Third, because it would take ages to get running).

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Mello Yellow Lumina Stock Car. (Days of Thunder, even with the casual racism, still evokes good memories so I figure I’ll end on a high note with the whole city illuminated).


Kinja'd!!! 1111111111111111111111 > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 20:38

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Escudo, Viper, Atom V8 and xbow.


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 20:43

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Rally: Skoda Fabia R5

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GT3: Lamborghini Huracan GT3

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Touring Car: BMW M4 DTM

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Corvette Daytona Prototype

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Kinja'd!!! DKerstan > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 21:01

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Red Bull F1 Car:

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McLaren F1 GTR LT:

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Ken Block’s Ford Focus RS RX:

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1966 Ford GT40:

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Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 21:05

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1.) Subaru Impreza 555 (‘96)

2.) Corvette C5-R

3.) Suzuki Cappuccino

4.) MAN Super truck.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 21:06

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Rally:

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GT:

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Other 1:

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Other 2:

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I’d go Audi, Van, Cobra, then Tesla.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > scoob
08/26/2016 at 21:06

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Even the Audi Sport Quattro?


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Spridget
08/26/2016 at 21:18

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No problem for rally cars!


Kinja'd!!! Noah - Now with more boost. > Dusty Ventures
08/26/2016 at 21:43

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Huh, this is my first time seeing the actual footage, just watched parts of the full thing. I’m surprised he got in so much trouble, other than a handful of parts, you’re right - he’s really not going that fast. I guess I assumed otherwise haha.

1. E53 X5 4.8is - Fast but not too fast for the first time.

2. S65 AMG - Way faster but also comfy.

3. 2016 STI rstage rally car prepped for tarmac obvs

4. Conti GT3 last because I’d definitely crash it


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > scoob
08/26/2016 at 21:53

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Heh heh heh . . . .I’m going to win.


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 22:40

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Just one for me.


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Wheelerguy
08/26/2016 at 22:41

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ambulance........... everybody makes room for you........